John Edwards-Last year's winner
(Only two more days, John!)
The reason I will wait until New Year's Day to announce the winner is because there are so many worthy nominees and events are happening so fast that the winner could actually emerge on the final day. I tell ya this is an excrutiating decision. At any rate, here are the final nominees:
Harry Reid (no list would be complete without "Dingy Harry".)
Barbara ("Call me Senator") Boxer
Joe ("I miss my son") Jackson
Nancy Pelosi
Keith "Slack-jawed tea-baggers") Olbermann (Mr Consistency)
Gov. Mark Sanford
Honduran ex-President Manuel Zelaya
Hugo Chavez
David Letterman (for mocking others' sexual activities)
Perez Hilton
Michael Musto
Sen. John Ensign
Professor Henry Louis Gates
British MP George Galloway
Janeane Garofalo ("Redneck racists")
Bill Maher ("America is a stupid nation."
Kathy Sebelius
Steny Hoyer
Hillary Clinton (for her performance in the Congo)
Ex-Calif State Senator Mike (the spanker) Duvall
Kanye West
Jimmy Carter
Richard Heene (Balloon boy)
Rep. Alan Grayson (ridicuous statements too numerous to list here)
Sen. Max (babes, booze & bills) Baucus
Janet Napolitano
Charlie Sheen (late entry)
Nadya Sulemon (Octomom)
Feel free to add your own nominee. Results will be announced by me on New Year's Day.
("Inshallah")
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